Ghost Hunter PRO - Carving up the Mobile App Turkeys of 2010

Why is it a turkey? Released about 25 years too late to cash in on Ghostbusters fever, Ghost Hunter PRO brings together an electromagnetic fields detector, an electronic voice phenomena recorder, an audio visualizer and a bunch of other crap to aid users in their exploration and documentation of the spirit world. Perfect for consumers living in long-abandoned mansions complete with creaky doors, squeaky floors and blood-splattered walls, Ghost Hunter PRO employs cutting-edge technology to capture supernatural happenings as they unfold: "Used in over a dozen suspected hauntings, Ghost Hunter PRO holds credibility in recognizing paranormal activity," its App Store seller's page proclaims, heralding the first time the words "credibility" and "paranormal" have ever appeared in the same sentence.

Ghost Hunter PRO is priced at $2.99, but save your money: There's no such thing as ghosts. Watch any episode of Scooby-Doo--what you think is an evil spirit is in fact a disgruntled janitor in a latex mask. And no, supernatural forces aren't to blame for poor reception and dropped calls on your iPhone, either--that's just how the AT&T network rolls. 

(Tapfuze)